Monday, March 23, 2009

oH mY moNDay!

It is a classic and widely acceptable thing to complain about the beginning of the week, the dreaded Monday. People have sung about it and complained about it and I have felt Monday's wrath as well!

I hate, dislike, detest, condemn, deplore, have hard feelings for, do not take kindly to, am not able to say much for, cannot speak well of, am adverse to, am displeased by, loathe, scorn, despise, have an aversion for, spit upon, shun, denounce, resent, look down upon, curse, am sick of...Mondays! (I could have continued [because i have a thesaurus] but chose to abstain [see, i really do have a thesaurus] just kidding I knew that one!)

Mondays remind me that I only have so long to get all my crap done and Wednesdays only make that feeling worse because I have, usually, procrastinated well enough to enter myself into panic mode to get the same list done.

I am on Orange Alert for all the stuff on my list that needs to be done (the length of the list decides the level of alert [see drawing]) and by Wednesday I'll have advanced to Red Alert. The rest of the days no longer matter because I'm pretty much done for!

Well, now I can cross my blog entry off of my list, which makes me feel...solaced. (Maybe it's time to let the thesaurus go)
But now it's time to cross something off of your list...as Wolf Blitzer would say...."Post a comment on my blog!"

kAYLe!

2 comments:

  1. mondays are by far the worst day of all. but i would say sunday is right there alongwith monday. Its that day you anticipate and dread for a new week, knowing all the things hat must get done.

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  2. Jack McCafferty says that dude, not wolf blitzer

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